Seattle Dating Really Fucked

Seattle a town where social skills are about as non existent as a gay disco in Idaho it makes dating impossible.

One of the ways, the only ways anyone "meets" is via the Internets. Yes Match, Plenty of Fish, OkCupid, Craigslist are all burgeoning at the seams with singles desperately seeking well no one.

Seattle men love their stuff. Their toys, their skis, their shit that shows how active and kool they are. Which when you look at their photos more closely many of them are overweight and desperately lonely odd for someone so busy skiing, snowboarding, boating or what have you. Of course the stuff is just that stuff that fills their empty lives and makes the feel well rich. But God forbid they want you to be a woman interested in their money despite the fact they write about how successful they are.

Fear of Golddigging, fear of women, fear of spending money and more importantly fear of actually meeting are the most common landmines of online dating. The reason being is that why they may be a 3 on the scale you best be a 10. And GOD FORBID you have a child. That is always their complaint that all the women here are baby mama's although they are divorced and have kids themselves that they remind you with great frequency that their kids are NUMBER ONE in their lives!!! Yes well then why did you not work harder on that marriage then?

The divorce is the penultimate event in their lives. They are angry about it and in turn angry about women. They accuse the State of hating men, they find any reason to complain about the women of Seattle being fat, ugly, narcissistic, boring, etc. Forgetting to look in the mirror the entire time. But aside from denial their CHEAPNESS is always essential.

If you do have the misfortune of meeting be it most likely at a Starbucks. They will rarely, if ever, buy themselves a coffee let alone you one. Its highly amusing as you can always spot them in their Tommy Bahama shirt, Tevas and baggy shorts sitting at an empty table. Not only no coffee they rarely rise or show a courtesy to the woman they so were aggrieved to meet.

Most don't however. In fact few even talk on the phone. Email, texts and vague offers are usually the method of communication. One man and I exchanged so many emails and texts over a month and then nada. I was dumped in an E-lationship without ever meeting. Yes that is the way in Seattle.

Then if you do meet expect to fuck immediately. Expect it to be bad. The fucking is usually accompanied by a lack of condoms (bring your own), bad music and awkward next day conversations or excuses. Good times!

Seattle dating is a minefield of losers, sad sacks and those who have no clue. Be it the weather, be it that most are IT professionals they have no idea how to act or treat each other let alone women.

When its difficult to make friends is it no surprise its impossible to find a lover?