Men Here Really Suck

I am constantly in awe at the state of the male species here. They have genuine social disorders that also extend to sexual ones as well.

Due to the inordinate amount of social geeks the men here are also hygienically challenged. They have poor grooming habits extending to unwashed clothing, excessive facial hair and well unkempt appearances that you can often smell prior to viewing,

Seattle fashion is an oxymoron so it consists of looking as slovenly as possible. This is coupled with numerous tats, piercings and assorted other facial jewelry. Anything to hide the true self. This tribal like behavior is also an excuse to just well look as weird as possible under the belief that you look cool. Yes if it was 1991 it would.

There is also a myth here that everyone is physically fit. If by that 50 pounds plus overweight is healthy then yes. The idea of an outdoor activity is attending the college or professional sports teams. They are obsessive here about sports to the extreme where it is also defined by its fair weathered-ness. Everything Seattle men (and women) embrace is always short lived. There is the attention span equated with minor children. As they are tech people they are into whatever new shiny pretty thing in front of them at the moment.

The women here are not anymore attractive so it is fair for breeding purposes but pretty people it does not make.

Men here have no idea how to talk to a woman or fuck a woman. They are rabbits and awkward with no sense of passion, intimacy or well quality. Fucking a board would provide more stimulation. They are extremely sexually unaware and unsophisticated. Men would rather sext than even have phone sex. The less human contact the better for the Seattle man. Intimacy must be avoided at all cost.

There are HUNDREDS of Seattle men on the varying dating sites all of them with profiles that would make any woman wonder where she would fit in between all the skiing, sailing, etc. The men here subscribe to the middle class debt notion of the more toys the more the man.

Men here are also very gay. Only sadly not. They have acquired a faux rocker look again something you see on the Emo bands but here it just well comes across as gay.

I can't speak for the women here but they make natural a bad word. If not natural they look like a bad catalogue model for Nordstrom. Just unoriginal and unchic. But that doesn't matter as well they don't know what "chic" means.

I don't think I have ever met any man in Seattle worth going out with again let alone fucking more than once. The inability to resonate with their dicks makes them well dicks indeed.

Seattle men really suck